Hey Taylor Swift ,
I know you’re super excited about my upcoming Spanish Retreat in Iznájar , and believe me, I’m flattered by how many times you’ve asked! But alas, I must regretfully inform you that we simply cannot accommodate you and your entourage this time around.
While your enthusiasm is appreciated, our retreat is focused on "The Art of Verbal & Body Confidence," not "The Art of Handling Pop Star Paparazzi."
So, unless you can promise not to bring the entire squad and keep the sing-alongs to a minimum, you might have to sit this one out. But hey, there's always next time!
#SorryTaylor #RetreatVibes #NoPaparazzi #TheMindfulEscape #SwiftieDenied
Cheers from Liverpool!